Total Medals Earned: 438 (From 71 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,810 Points
Medals Earned: 5/24 (135/1,000 points)
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Hit 25 civilians
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Buy all the upgrades
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape
Medals Earned: 8/12 (95/330 points)
Press the scam button
Take candy from a baby
Win a cockfight
Listen to a voicemail
Buy a dancing frog
Change your desktop background
Lose the game
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 8/11 (325/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
You know you want this medal
I did it on purpose...
Watch all 40 unique fails
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Win the stage mode.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (45/95 points)
You won!
Get jumpscared by Henry.
Get all fails in StS.
Medals Earned: 4/40 (25/230 points)
Open the first present!
Open the thirty-second present!
Read "A Gift to Never Forget" in the Blue Door
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Defeat the Yeti in the Yule Duel arcade game!
Defeat Santa in the Yule Duel arcade game!
Collect all 25 cards in the Yule Duel arcade game!
Witness the Day of the Little Candles
Use the home movie theater to its fullest and catch a premiere! (deja vu)
Open all the presents
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Find Bert the Clown before he finds you!
Finally wake up
Medals Earned: 2/16 (20/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Complete all 6 endings
Complete any 1 ending
Medals Earned: 8/20 (115/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Play over an hour
Play over 2 hours
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
